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{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}

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{"fact":"There are up to 60 million feral cats in the United States alone.","length":65}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?","punchline":"It gets toad away","id":30}

{"fact":"Many cats cannot properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea.","length":87}

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