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Rens van Eijden is a Dutch former footballer who played as a centre back. Known for his composure, defensive intelligence, and leadership on the field, Van Eijden enjoyed a career spanning over a decade in Dutch football. Developing his skills in PSV Eindhoven youth academy, he went on to make a name for himself at clubs like NEC Nijmegen and AZ Alkmaar, where he became a reliable presence in the backline.

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