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Cold in July is a 1989 American crime novel written by Joe R. Lansdale.
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Dark Angel is a DC Comics supervillain who battled Wonder Woman. She is a wandering spirit who inhabited the body of Baroness Paula Von Gunther during World War II. Recently it was revealed that Dark Angel was, in fact, the Donna Troy of the Pre-Crisis Earth-7, saved from certain death by the Anti-Monitor.
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